08-03-2021, 08:51 AM
The year is 3069
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>You return home from a hard day in the helium mines to greet your robot waifu, your real one couldn’t afford to have her consciousness uploaded to the blockchain. You notice BTC is up 13%, bullish. Alts can only follow, you think to yourself.</p> <p>ADA Hodlers are hanging on the fact that Charles Hoskinson the seventh is promising the rollout of smart contracts any day now, just like their ancestors before them.</p> <p>ETH is up 50000000000% for the year and the community have collectively bought a planet, they have since started their own society. Their leader Vitalik, too humble to rule, has stepped down in favour of a decentralised democracy.</p> <p>DOGE hodlers have been rugged by Elon, who has turned Mars into a giant soft play area, which only he and Jeff Bezos are allowed to play in - as earth just wasn’t enough.</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Noxage_88"> /u/Noxage_88 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/owbuyz/the_year_is_3069/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/owbuyz/the_year_is_3069/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>You return home from a hard day in the helium mines to greet your robot waifu, your real one couldn’t afford to have her consciousness uploaded to the blockchain. You notice BTC is up 13%, bullish. Alts can only follow, you think to yourself.</p> <p>ADA Hodlers are hanging on the fact that Charles Hoskinson the seventh is promising the rollout of smart contracts any day now, just like their ancestors before them.</p> <p>ETH is up 50000000000% for the year and the community have collectively bought a planet, they have since started their own society. Their leader Vitalik, too humble to rule, has stepped down in favour of a decentralised democracy.</p> <p>DOGE hodlers have been rugged by Elon, who has turned Mars into a giant soft play area, which only he and Jeff Bezos are allowed to play in - as earth just wasn’t enough.</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Noxage_88"> /u/Noxage_88 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/owbuyz/the_year_is_3069/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/owbuyz/the_year_is_3069/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R