01-18-2022, 08:38 PM
As statistically most of you out there have portfolios in the red right now here's a
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><ol> <li>I have a drinking problem (made more convincing if you actually have one which if the market keeps dropping you probably will soon).</li> <li>I have a drug problem but I'm getting help.</li> <li>I have a drug problem and I'm never getting help.</li> <li>I have a gambling problem (the best lies are the ones that are also true so this one is a good one!)</li> <li>I'm having an affair with my much younger and hotter receptionist.</li> <li>I used to have an affair with my receptionist and she now has my bastard child that I need to support.</li> <li>I have very specific pornography tastes that require expensive donations to have carried out (you will NEVER receive follow up questions on this one!)</li> <li>I purchased and then lost 11 wallets full of cash one after another.</li> <li>I brought a new home to live in but I forgot the address of where it is.</li> <li>I traded it all for magic beans in the hope of a beanstalk growing in my garden and allowing me to find the golden goose (this one is more of a retelling than a lie).</li> </ol> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/xavierwest888"> /u/xavierwest888 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/s6vgdr/as_statistically_most_of_you_out_there_have/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/s6vgdr/as_statistically_most_of_you_out_there_have/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><ol> <li>I have a drinking problem (made more convincing if you actually have one which if the market keeps dropping you probably will soon).</li> <li>I have a drug problem but I'm getting help.</li> <li>I have a drug problem and I'm never getting help.</li> <li>I have a gambling problem (the best lies are the ones that are also true so this one is a good one!)</li> <li>I'm having an affair with my much younger and hotter receptionist.</li> <li>I used to have an affair with my receptionist and she now has my bastard child that I need to support.</li> <li>I have very specific pornography tastes that require expensive donations to have carried out (you will NEVER receive follow up questions on this one!)</li> <li>I purchased and then lost 11 wallets full of cash one after another.</li> <li>I brought a new home to live in but I forgot the address of where it is.</li> <li>I traded it all for magic beans in the hope of a beanstalk growing in my garden and allowing me to find the golden goose (this one is more of a retelling than a lie).</li> </ol> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/xavierwest888"> /u/xavierwest888 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/s6vgdr/as_statistically_most_of_you_out_there_have/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/s6vgdr/as_statistically_most_of_you_out_there_have/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R