04-25-2023, 09:37 AM
Choose Your Character: Crypto Edition
<table> <tr><td> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/12xv5bf/choose_your_character_crypto_edition/"> <img src="https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/qpqjhazel0l03NsZOgke1HaBJg8NIKKQmw2YFe0Zetg.jpg" alt="Choose Your Character: Crypto Edition" title="Choose Your Character: Crypto Edition" /> </a> </td><td> <!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><h1>Heroes</h1> <p><a href="https://preview.redd.it/fmgfa27u5wva1.png?width=848&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2fb8b4fd303f542a9e94593eab0d0924575226a">https://preview.redd.it/fmgfa27u5wva1.png?width=848&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2fb8b4fd303f542a9e94593eab0d0924575226a</a></p> <p>Satoshi Nakamoto, AKA <strong>Satoshi Nakamoto</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Unknown.</li> <li>Weakness: Unknown.</li> </ul> <p>Vitalik Buterin, AKA <strong>The Prodigy</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Massive brain.</li> <li>Weakness: Solving the blockchain trilemma.</li> </ul> <p>Michael Saylor, AKA <strong>Michael Whaler</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Super strength (exclusively for holding massive bags).</li> <li>Weakness: Incapable of selling.</li> </ul> <p>Nayib Bukele, AKA <strong>El Presidente</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Volcano powers.</li> <li>Weakness: Sovereign debt.</li> </ul> <p>Gary Gensler (Pre 2022), AKA <strong>The Educator</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Bringing crypto education to the masses.</li> <li>Weakness: Is a sell out.</li> </ul> <h1>Villains</h1> <p><a href="https://preview.redd.it/7ze981ut5wva1.png?width=1501&format=png&auto=webp&s=48bef05213a97c40f1aacb41194369c7b7c67eb3">https://preview.redd.it/7ze981ut5wva1.png?width=1501&format=png&auto=webp&s=48bef05213a97c40f1aacb41194369c7b7c67eb3</a></p> <p>Warren Buffett, AKA <strong>The Veteran</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Immortality.</li> <li>Weakness: Rat poison.</li> </ul> <p>Elon Musk, AKA <strong>Doge Daddy</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Summons an army of Doge shills.</li> <li>Weakness: Music production.</li> </ul> <p>Jim Cramer, AKA <strong>Zoltar</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Can see the future.</li> <li>Weakness: Poor vision.</li> </ul> <p>Sam Bankman-Fried, AKA <strong>The Fraudster</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Making billions of dollars disappear.</li> <li>Weakness: Hair combs.</li> </ul> <p>Gary Gensler (Post 2022), AKA <strong>The Regulator</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Can enforce rules that don't exist.</li> <li>Weakness: Answering yes or no questions.</li> </ul> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/tfren99"> /u/tfren99 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/12xv5bf/choose_your_character_crypto_edition/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/12xv5bf/choose_your_character_crypto_edition/">[comments]</a></span> </td></tr></table>
<table> <tr><td> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/12xv5bf/choose_your_character_crypto_edition/"> <img src="https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/qpqjhazel0l03NsZOgke1HaBJg8NIKKQmw2YFe0Zetg.jpg" alt="Choose Your Character: Crypto Edition" title="Choose Your Character: Crypto Edition" /> </a> </td><td> <!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><h1>Heroes</h1> <p><a href="https://preview.redd.it/fmgfa27u5wva1.png?width=848&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2fb8b4fd303f542a9e94593eab0d0924575226a">https://preview.redd.it/fmgfa27u5wva1.png?width=848&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2fb8b4fd303f542a9e94593eab0d0924575226a</a></p> <p>Satoshi Nakamoto, AKA <strong>Satoshi Nakamoto</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Unknown.</li> <li>Weakness: Unknown.</li> </ul> <p>Vitalik Buterin, AKA <strong>The Prodigy</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Massive brain.</li> <li>Weakness: Solving the blockchain trilemma.</li> </ul> <p>Michael Saylor, AKA <strong>Michael Whaler</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Super strength (exclusively for holding massive bags).</li> <li>Weakness: Incapable of selling.</li> </ul> <p>Nayib Bukele, AKA <strong>El Presidente</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Volcano powers.</li> <li>Weakness: Sovereign debt.</li> </ul> <p>Gary Gensler (Pre 2022), AKA <strong>The Educator</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Bringing crypto education to the masses.</li> <li>Weakness: Is a sell out.</li> </ul> <h1>Villains</h1> <p><a href="https://preview.redd.it/7ze981ut5wva1.png?width=1501&format=png&auto=webp&s=48bef05213a97c40f1aacb41194369c7b7c67eb3">https://preview.redd.it/7ze981ut5wva1.png?width=1501&format=png&auto=webp&s=48bef05213a97c40f1aacb41194369c7b7c67eb3</a></p> <p>Warren Buffett, AKA <strong>The Veteran</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Immortality.</li> <li>Weakness: Rat poison.</li> </ul> <p>Elon Musk, AKA <strong>Doge Daddy</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Summons an army of Doge shills.</li> <li>Weakness: Music production.</li> </ul> <p>Jim Cramer, AKA <strong>Zoltar</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Can see the future.</li> <li>Weakness: Poor vision.</li> </ul> <p>Sam Bankman-Fried, AKA <strong>The Fraudster</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Making billions of dollars disappear.</li> <li>Weakness: Hair combs.</li> </ul> <p>Gary Gensler (Post 2022), AKA <strong>The Regulator</strong>.</p> <ul> <li>Special ability: Can enforce rules that don't exist.</li> <li>Weakness: Answering yes or no questions.</li> </ul> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/tfren99"> /u/tfren99 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/12xv5bf/choose_your_character_crypto_edition/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/12xv5bf/choose_your_character_crypto_edition/">[comments]</a></span> </td></tr></table>