10-08-2021, 03:25 PM
This guy at my record store
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>So I’m the owner at a local record shop and yesterday this guy came in causing a ruckus. He smelt like a bowl of ramen and wouldn’t stop talking about how crypto is the future. </p> <p>When it was time for him to checkout, he was waiving his “coinbase debit card” around but in fact it was an expired library card covered in cocaine residue. When I told him that’s not a form of payment, he proceeded to point out the “Visa logo” which was the logo of the library the card was for. </p> <p>After politely asking for a different form of payment he finally pulled out a real Visa card while mumbling, “The only reason I’m not taking my business elsewhere is because this record is underpriced, I can sell it for 10x as much!” </p> <p>On his way out he stumbled into the door and yelled, “I want my 4% cash back, Stellar to the mooooon!” </p> <p>Hopefully all of you crypto people aren’t this obnoxious, have a good day!</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Creepy-Nectarine-225"> /u/Creepy-Nectarine-225 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/q3kdes/this_guy_at_my_record_store/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/q3kdes/this_guy_at_my_record_store/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>So I’m the owner at a local record shop and yesterday this guy came in causing a ruckus. He smelt like a bowl of ramen and wouldn’t stop talking about how crypto is the future. </p> <p>When it was time for him to checkout, he was waiving his “coinbase debit card” around but in fact it was an expired library card covered in cocaine residue. When I told him that’s not a form of payment, he proceeded to point out the “Visa logo” which was the logo of the library the card was for. </p> <p>After politely asking for a different form of payment he finally pulled out a real Visa card while mumbling, “The only reason I’m not taking my business elsewhere is because this record is underpriced, I can sell it for 10x as much!” </p> <p>On his way out he stumbled into the door and yelled, “I want my 4% cash back, Stellar to the mooooon!” </p> <p>Hopefully all of you crypto people aren’t this obnoxious, have a good day!</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Creepy-Nectarine-225"> /u/Creepy-Nectarine-225 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/q3kdes/this_guy_at_my_record_store/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/q3kdes/this_guy_at_my_record_store/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R