04-22-2021, 11:39 AM
A quick crypto joke to brighten your
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>An old lady walks into an exchange with millions of dollars in BTC</p> <p>​</p> <p>She lets them know at reception that she wants to open an account.</p> <p>​</p> <p>Out comes the account manager and he takes her to his office to discuss what to do with her crypto.</p> <p>​</p> <p>He asks her "If you don't mind me asking, how did you come into all this Bitcoin?"</p> <p>​</p> <p>She replies "Well I like to bet."</p> <p>​</p> <p>"On what? Horses?"</p> <p>​</p> <p>"No on people. For example I bet you 5 BTC that by this time tommorrow, your balls will be square."</p> <p>​</p> <p>He agrees, and the old woman leaves.</p> <p>​</p> <p>The next day the manager wakes up and when he goes to bathe he examines his balls. Sure enough they're still round.</p> <p>​</p> <p>The old woman comes to his office later in the day and he asks her "Whos this young man with you."</p> <p>​</p> <p>She tells him "Oh don't worry about him he's just my lawyer."</p> <p>​</p> <p>"Well I'm sorry to tell you but my balls are still round."</p> <p>​</p> <p>"Oh dear. Well could I check to make sure?"</p> <p>​</p> <p>The man reluctantly agrees and she examines and fondles his balls to check that they are indeed round.</p> <p>​</p> <p>The bank manager asks the woman "Why is your lawyer bashing his head against the wall?"</p> <p>​</p> <p>"Oh, well I bet him 100 Bitcoin that I would have you by the balls before the end of the day."</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/bluesmaster75"> /u/bluesmaster75 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/mvl4z6/a_quick_crypto_joke_to_brighten_your/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/mvl4z6/a_quick_crypto_joke_to_brighten_your/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>An old lady walks into an exchange with millions of dollars in BTC</p> <p>​</p> <p>She lets them know at reception that she wants to open an account.</p> <p>​</p> <p>Out comes the account manager and he takes her to his office to discuss what to do with her crypto.</p> <p>​</p> <p>He asks her "If you don't mind me asking, how did you come into all this Bitcoin?"</p> <p>​</p> <p>She replies "Well I like to bet."</p> <p>​</p> <p>"On what? Horses?"</p> <p>​</p> <p>"No on people. For example I bet you 5 BTC that by this time tommorrow, your balls will be square."</p> <p>​</p> <p>He agrees, and the old woman leaves.</p> <p>​</p> <p>The next day the manager wakes up and when he goes to bathe he examines his balls. Sure enough they're still round.</p> <p>​</p> <p>The old woman comes to his office later in the day and he asks her "Whos this young man with you."</p> <p>​</p> <p>She tells him "Oh don't worry about him he's just my lawyer."</p> <p>​</p> <p>"Well I'm sorry to tell you but my balls are still round."</p> <p>​</p> <p>"Oh dear. Well could I check to make sure?"</p> <p>​</p> <p>The man reluctantly agrees and she examines and fondles his balls to check that they are indeed round.</p> <p>​</p> <p>The bank manager asks the woman "Why is your lawyer bashing his head against the wall?"</p> <p>​</p> <p>"Oh, well I bet him 100 Bitcoin that I would have you by the balls before the end of the day."</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/bluesmaster75"> /u/bluesmaster75 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/mvl4z6/a_quick_crypto_joke_to_brighten_your/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/mvl4z6/a_quick_crypto_joke_to_brighten_your/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R