07-19-2021, 09:18 AM
Lightbulb jokes for the top cryptocurrencies
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>How many Bitcoin maximalists does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>Ten - one to change the lightbulb and nine to whine about how much better the original was.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many ETH investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>50 - one to change the bulb and 49 to contribute their life savings to afford the gas to get to the store.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many Monero investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>None. We operate in the dark.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many Tether holders does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>A dozen - one to change the bulb and 11 to convince the authorities they can pay for the electricity.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many BNB investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>Two - one to change the bulb and one to make sure it's as centralised as possible.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many Cardano investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>One, but the bulb isn't arriving until late 2021 at the earliest.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many BCH investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>Two - one to change the bulb and one to find a bigger block to stand on.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many Algo investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>10,000 - One to change the bulb and 9,999 to proclaim the greatness of the accomplishment on Reddit.</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Wargizmo"> /u/Wargizmo </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/on5dsg/lightbulb_jokes_for_the_top_cryptocurrencies/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/on5dsg/lightbulb_jokes_for_the_top_cryptocurrencies/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>How many Bitcoin maximalists does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>Ten - one to change the lightbulb and nine to whine about how much better the original was.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many ETH investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>50 - one to change the bulb and 49 to contribute their life savings to afford the gas to get to the store.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many Monero investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>None. We operate in the dark.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many Tether holders does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>A dozen - one to change the bulb and 11 to convince the authorities they can pay for the electricity.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many BNB investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>Two - one to change the bulb and one to make sure it's as centralised as possible.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many Cardano investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>One, but the bulb isn't arriving until late 2021 at the earliest.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many BCH investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>Two - one to change the bulb and one to find a bigger block to stand on.</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>​</p> <p>How many Algo investors does it take to change a lightbulb?</p> <p>​</p> <p>10,000 - One to change the bulb and 9,999 to proclaim the greatness of the accomplishment on Reddit.</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Wargizmo"> /u/Wargizmo </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/on5dsg/lightbulb_jokes_for_the_top_cryptocurrencies/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/on5dsg/lightbulb_jokes_for_the_top_cryptocurrencies/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R