01-04-2022, 09:11 AM
To all those clowning on Matt Damon’s ‘Fortune Favours the Brave’ advert, I ha
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>Hello everyone, recently crypto.com’s ‘Fortune Favours the Brave’ advert went viral, and so many Twitter users were deeply affected by this, like our friends here:</p> <blockquote> <p>This commercial where Matt Damon compares buying $5 in ElonAssCoin to the Wright Brothers inventing flight or astronauts exploring space really hypes me up </p> <p>This is the most dogshit thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. For sure Matt Damon, Landing on the moon is exactly like investing in a ponzi scheme. </p> <p>The most crypto thing ever is the new Matt Damon commercial where they compare themselves to Galileo and Sir Edmund Hillary despite just being a bunch of digital con artists. </p> </blockquote> <p>Well, for all those clowning on the commercial, I have some truly earth-shattering news. Your life may never be the same. I know this will be a lot to take in, so take a deep breath. Okay, ready?</p> <p><strong>It's an advert.</strong></p> <p>I know this is a shock, but it's true. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but driving that new car <em>doesn't</em> feel like a great, majestic eagle soaring over an Icelandic glacier. Sleeping on that new mattress <em>doesn't</em> feel like drifting away into a wondrous world of fluffy pink clouds, and that cologne? I'm sorry, but it <em>won't</em> transform you into Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Reynolds, or Brad Pitt. It's almost like all adverts are using a carefully written script, emotive imagery and beloved Hollywood talent to sell you on something that is, for all intents and purposes, just a product. Shocking that <a href="https://crypto.com">crypto.com</a> would stoop to the level of every other company on the face of planet earth.</p> <p>And for this poor soul:</p> <blockquote> <p>What really sticks out to me in the Matt Damon “buy crypto now and be a cool explorer” ad is that he never actually went to Mars, that was just a character he played in a movie one time. </p> </blockquote> <p>We might have to have a long, hard conversation about what actors do and why they get hired for jobs like this...</p> <p>​</p> <p><em>PS: Please don't send any hate to the quoted parties, just having a little goof here
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<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>Hello everyone, recently crypto.com’s ‘Fortune Favours the Brave’ advert went viral, and so many Twitter users were deeply affected by this, like our friends here:</p> <blockquote> <p>This commercial where Matt Damon compares buying $5 in ElonAssCoin to the Wright Brothers inventing flight or astronauts exploring space really hypes me up </p> <p>This is the most dogshit thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. For sure Matt Damon, Landing on the moon is exactly like investing in a ponzi scheme. </p> <p>The most crypto thing ever is the new Matt Damon commercial where they compare themselves to Galileo and Sir Edmund Hillary despite just being a bunch of digital con artists. </p> </blockquote> <p>Well, for all those clowning on the commercial, I have some truly earth-shattering news. Your life may never be the same. I know this will be a lot to take in, so take a deep breath. Okay, ready?</p> <p><strong>It's an advert.</strong></p> <p>I know this is a shock, but it's true. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but driving that new car <em>doesn't</em> feel like a great, majestic eagle soaring over an Icelandic glacier. Sleeping on that new mattress <em>doesn't</em> feel like drifting away into a wondrous world of fluffy pink clouds, and that cologne? I'm sorry, but it <em>won't</em> transform you into Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Reynolds, or Brad Pitt. It's almost like all adverts are using a carefully written script, emotive imagery and beloved Hollywood talent to sell you on something that is, for all intents and purposes, just a product. Shocking that <a href="https://crypto.com">crypto.com</a> would stoop to the level of every other company on the face of planet earth.</p> <p>And for this poor soul:</p> <blockquote> <p>What really sticks out to me in the Matt Damon “buy crypto now and be a cool explorer” ad is that he never actually went to Mars, that was just a character he played in a movie one time. </p> </blockquote> <p>We might have to have a long, hard conversation about what actors do and why they get hired for jobs like this...</p> <p>​</p> <p><em>PS: Please don't send any hate to the quoted parties, just having a little goof here
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