Trust me, babe, I will use the pullout method (for my crypto)
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Trust me, babe, I will use the pullout method (for my crypto)

<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>Listen, babe, everyone knows that using protection from the start doesn't feel as good. Like, sure, I could just get everything onto my Ledger. Wrap it up, as they say. Yeah, some people do that.</p> <p>But that isn't as much fun.</p> <p>I'm a crypto giga-Chad. Trust me, babe, I'm good at the pullout method. Like, I read the markets all the time. I know what I'm doing. It's my account, so I know when I'm getting close to disaster. I always pullout my crypto, I don't lose control in the heat of the moment.</p> <p>Have I done some edging that got me dangerously close? Oh, sure. I barely pulled out of Celsius in time. I felt that crash coming, so right before it all would have burst, I pulled out my crypto. It got my heart rate up and it made me feel alive. It was wild.</p> <p>I'm good like that, babe, trust me. Trust me to use the pullout method with my crypto.</p> <p>What? Other guys you've been with don't complain when they're told to use a Ledger or a Trezor? Well, I'm not like other guys. I like the rush, I need the rush, and when I'm purely in the moment like that--raw--you'll have a better time, too. Trust me.</p> <p>What's that? Some of the Chads in your life didn't pullout of Voyager? One of them didn't pullout of that Squidgame bullshit? Mt. Gox?</p> <p>Babe, they weren't Chads, then. When you're with me, it's a different experience.</p> <p>When it's time to pull out my crypto, I'll do it. Trust me.</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SenseiRaheem"> /u/SenseiRaheem </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/11vk3si/trust_me_babe_i_will_use_the_pullout_method_for/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/11vk3si/trust_me_babe_i_will_use_the_pullout_method_for/">[comments]</a></span>
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